[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted but the truck is full of the worst flavors of ice cream imaginable and has a .0002 miles per gallon intake.

I wish for a diamond block.

 

Granted, but diamonds have just been removed from MC.

I wish for Elite.
(You have to say granted to that, buy me elite NOW!)

 

(Should have been diamonds are now worthless because of permanent overflow)
Granted, but elite has now been renamed to citizen.

I wish for a Burritoh.

 

Granted but you lose it somehow...

I wish for the next person to comment to no longer exist.

 

Granted, I'm leaving meep, but my memory will linger.

I wish for Fuzzlr to comment.

@Fuzzlr

 

He will. Just give him about fifty years give or take a couple.

I wish for an end to global warming.

 

Global warming is false anyways. . . Even if the entire landmass heats up, two-thirds of the world is covered in water, which doesn't seem to be heating up. So . . . wish granted! But then the earth's attraction to the sun becomes stronger, resulting in real global warming.

I wish for lots of dynamite and wooden houses in the wild that nobody cares about.

 

Granted but you get banned for nearly crashing the server with that much tnt.

I wish for a good Minecraft update.

 

Version 1.10 comes out and fixes every problem with the game, then 1.11 comes out the next day and adds every glitch back in

 

Granted but it keeps making your game crash, making the game unplayable.

I wish I could have more luck in life.

 

Granted, but you will become too lucky and get all the things you want done all the time. [trust me this can get annoying]

I wish for a new parkour map.

 

Oh that would be lovely~

Granted but its impossible.
I wish there would not be rain today.

 

Granted, but it will hail.

I wish for a pet turtle.

 

Granted, but I run over it

I wish to have more time to sleep

 

Granted, but you oversleep all the time and get in trouble.

I wish that my next wish will be incorruptible.

 

Ok, but the wish never even gets granted.

I wish for a flying magical unicorn that shoots laser beams out of his eyes, can control minds, poops gold, and is completely loyal to me.

 

Granted, then gets nuked.

I wish for faster internet.

 

granted but your electricity bill is so high and because of it, it makes you go bankrupt.

I wish to be loved

 

granted, ily

I wish @Burritoh would give me some money

 

Granted, but you loose it dicing.

I wish I could be healthy, rich, and live a long, painless life, with all my body parts.