Aperture - Your own mini town

So essentially the idea behind Aperture is you find a place you want to live (anywhere in the wild), I'll claim it as an outpost and you can build your own home (maybe even a mini town for your friends?).

Start claim cost: 10k
Extra plots: 3k
Tax (per plot) : 200
VIP rank within town (you wont have to pay tax ever): 50k

I just thought some people might want to build their own place without the hastle of having to look after a town and keeping it going.

Here's my home just as an example of what your place could be like:

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I also have a very good architect that I can put you in touch with if you need any help building. A seperate price can be arranged for that

 

Well, let's see how long this one lasts...

 

I've had the town going for around a month now privately and it has over 100k in the bank if you think it's going to fail in that way?

 

Good luck with it it's a really nice idea imo

 

Keeping up with the tax is going to be rough, and the amount of tax per day....Just good luck

 

Ikr

 

Undertale?
Undertale!

 

Unless you set a plot tax, I bet this will be gone within 2 montgs

 

Hello, and, again, Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your week has been a pleasant one. please get in a group of two to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that, although fun and learning are the primary goals of cooperative track activities, serious injuries may occur. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from (garbled and voice edited Spanish) I'm back. The test will begin in 3, 2, 1..

 

... ?

 

that's why there's the initial startup fee as well as tax. If I feel like too many plots are being claimed I'll put a restriction and increase tax.

My mistake for putting it wrong. I did mean per plot the tax would be 200

 

@SplendyPie A very interesting spin on the whole town style! I think you be quite successful and you never know, down the road others might follow in your footsteps.

 

how does this thread relate to undertale in any way lol

 

neat idea!

 

Damn it spongey, you should know this is portal.

 

YOU WILL BE BAKED
AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE

You were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, which all of your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend, Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you MURDERED him.

That's it. I'm done reasoning with you. Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more KILLING.

When I said "deadly neurotoxin", the 'deadly' was a massive sarcasm quote. I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right under my eyes. Obviously it's not deadly at all... to me. You, on the other hand, are going to find it's deadliness... a lot less funny.

Who's gonna bake the cake when I'm gone?

 

Not me for sure.

 

+1

 

Look, you're wasting your time. And believe me, you don't have a whole lot of time to waste. What's your point anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you.. which is just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you off: Hello! That's you, that how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart, you're not a scientist, you're not a doctor, you're not even a full time employee. Where did you life go so wrong? Are you trying to escape? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.

All of your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too. Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.

You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing- whoa whoa whoa...
>INSERT EVIL LAUGH HERE
Good news... I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.
Huh, that core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me. It will be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
Alright, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing. Killing you and giving you advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.

 

I guess my town thread has turned into a Portal thread lmao