[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you think you finish, present your ideas then fail miserably

I wish for my sisters to stop being so fricken annoying

 

Granted, but you get a ton of annoying brothers

I wish I knew how to sports better

 

(But the thing is I don't have any brothers)

Granted but you can't play them

I wish for all stupid people and stupid religions to be gone

 

Granted but more of 'em arise

I wish I got a new mobile

 

Granted, but then they are outlawed.

I wish that I could have my brain hooked up to my computer.

 

Granted but a new technology of conputers arise and your computer is outdated and so is your brain.

 

Dum dum didn't put a new one so I will.

I wish that I could understand every language, including non-human.

 

Granted, but then everyone dies so you have no one to communicate to

I wish I could take a break from everything at once.

 

Granted, you're dead.

I wish that Paula Dean would come back onto Food Network.

 

Granted, but then she forgets how to cook anything but ramen and is fired.

I wish that I was in charge of the world.

 

Granted, but Donald Trump possesses your body.

I wish I could be a Booper Dooper

 

Granted, God knows what that is

I wish I could live forever, and count not be killed

 

Granted, you are given immortality, but you will age like a normal person.

I wish that mankind found a way to reverse entropy.

 

What about when the sun turns into a red giant and envelops the world? Then you'll be floating out in fire for a really long time.
(Don't have a corruption for that wish, someone else go)

 

I wish that @MasterOfToast wouldn't get all the credit when the meep powerrangers or whatever happened there did all the work! (masteroftoast knows what im talking about lol)

 

That's not even how to play xD

 

I wish that real life was splatoon

 

I wish Burritoh would stay!

 

Burrito will stay, but for it to happen you must coupt my wish

 

What.. Nu I won't xD I get what you're saying tho haha. You'll probably have me half eaten and unresponsive ; -;

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 20, 2016, Original Post Date: Apr 20, 2016 ---

I'll continue this for you Then they can contradict my wish if they'd like.
Granted, the world is Splatoon but you've long been run out of ammo.

I wish for... A FLYING ICECREAM TRUCK! ... AND LIVEE!! @xSpongey