[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but your time schedule is now constantly changing because everyone needs your help - no free time


I wish for some time alone.

 

Granted, but it's in hell

I want 10000000 US$, with no work done for it.

 

Granted but its all fake.

I wish I could just get some good new ideas for art already...

 

Granted, but they are impossible to create.

I wish that I could cook.

 

Granted but you burn down the house

I wish for my next wish to have no downside

 

Wish granted, but it does have a negative.

I wish I can travel to the Undertale universe.

 

Granted but the player isn't playing passafist


I wish that I had ultimate

 

Granted but you can't use the perks.

I wish summer would arrive soon.

 

Granted but winter arrives the next day.

I wish I was a button.

 

granted but you eventually pop off your shirt and discarded.


I wish i had some cake

 

(This isn't a wish, ignore it)

I'm surprised you knew I was talking about a clothing button!

 

granted but now everything you say is ignored

I wish that during everyday of the week I woke up at the perfect time. I didn't miss anything, and when I can I can sleep in. This includes weekends and week days. Also that I would be able to sleep in until 8 am exactly from 8pm at night from day to day, and I am always ready to fall asleep, I don't fall to sleep in meetings. Because of my lucky sleep I don't experience any sleeping dis orders such as sleep apnieia or sleep paralis.

Good luck corrupting that one.

 

granted, but you have to sleep on a bed of nails

i wish for a kitten

 

Granted but it slowly rips you apart and eats you alive, laying eggs in your carcass. They hatch and continue to eat you, all while scratching nails on chalkboard.

I want a new non broken Ferrari.

 

granted, but you get into a terrible car crash that makes the car no longer mobile.

I wish for a good life

 

Granted, but it's 5 minutes long.

I wish to go to sleep.

 

wish granted but you never wake up c:<

i wish that i don't have to go to school

 

Granted, but you are locked in your house without food, wifi, or cats.

I wish I could fly :3

 

Granted but it's at the speed of light and you die imedeatly.

I wish I had two non corruptible wishes.

 

Granted but they get corrupted anyways

I wish I had more time to do stuff