Iowa Caucuses

This is the time when really important people have the impress really boring people who, at best, own a nice corn farm. Iowa hasn't picked a winner in the past 16 years, but they might this time! So let's dump millions of campaign dollars into this. I swear, it will be worth it.

 

The guy with the toupee.

 

<coughs> obama? obama??? <coughs>. My apologies, were you saying something?

 

Like I said, no winners. All Democrats are losers. And Republicans, but that's aside the point.

 

Can confirm. I'm a Democrat, and a total loser. +1

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Trump to win Iowa. Much closer than polls predict due to his poor ground game. Rubio shows v.strong 3rd. Establishment candidates fall in behind him, while Bush punts the last of his Guac moneyz into attacking him, to no avail. Going into NH, Rubio will be the only viable challenge, but Trump will hold out. It'll get real tasty once South Cali hits and the field thins to Trump, Rubio, Bush, maybe also Cruz.

Alas, Sanders will lose Iowa. Shillary pulling some "dirty" tactics to ensure Sanders doesn't get enough delegates by spreading a free App that tells voters when to shift to O'Malley. Sanders will sweep through New Hampshire, taking it tied leading into Nevada. O'Malley probably drops out before NH, due to him being dead f**king broke and being $350k in debt. Unless Sanders can pull off a miraculous showing in South Cali, Nevada, or Iowa, I think it'll be a much shorter race than we all hope for.

 

No. The homophobic Canadian Latino immigrant southern white supremacist nationalist who is hated by his Republican co-workers won Iowa.

 

I take offense to this, because we don't just have corn farms, we have soy beans too. If you're ever going from one city to another I'll guarantee you will smell some hog **** on the way there as well.


*Totally contributing to the thread*

 

At least we saw Huckabee and Santorum win Iowa in 2008 and 2012 but still lose. They are all the same person.

 

Glad Hillary won fair and square

 

omaley is dead

 

apology for poor english

when were you when omaley dies?

i was sat at home eating hillary butter when pjotr ring

'omaley is kill'

'no'

 

The last 6 precinct votes were by coin tosses and she won all 6 of them. If she and Bernie both won half, Bernie would have won by 2 precinct votes.

 

*that was sarcasm*

 

At this point, I am not really sure who I am going for. All the choices are bad.

 

Well, you better be careful, or Hillary Clinton will use her matter destroying death stare on you.

 

Sanders seems like a good choice, in my opinion.
He doesn't have all the "super packs" behind him. And he is more for the poor and not for all those big business and billionaires.

 

That is the term they use.