Staff application (NEW)

I didn't copy my god

 

Then why the hell is it copied from ScottB11's application? We aren't stupid and you're lying.
I'm changing my vote to a -100 due to:
Copying
Lying

 

Oh don't lie. Come on. Stop it. Right now.

You will NEVER get staff like this. You're desperate and aren't even trying. I'm not even sure if you actually want it at this point, or if you're just being a troll.

 

I thought it was weird you were an "Agent at a local pool"...

 

-10

Copied, (Don't be a hornemans) New member, short, the list goes on..

 

Editing your app means an auto-deny. New member, never seen you ingame, replying to every comment is not helping you. -1

 

The dedication is beautiful.
You were part of "arguments" that got people banned? Dude yes
You joined the army when you were fifteen? Last time someone learned of something like this there was a massive online campaign (#Kony2012)
This application's grammar is so disgusting I had to backpack through Asia for six months and do three months of community service to even attempt to restore my faith in humanity.
You were mod before? Was it in 2010 when the server had over 9000 players?
New players have never heard of you? I don't think anyone has.
You say to ask the "members" above about your accomplishments despite that it was empty.

Please never, ever, ever and ever reapply.
-1

 

900 players*

 

Over 9000, but the time I was referencing was when meep didn't even exist.

 

Haha. Wow

Lol this ^ so, you have no references but still put in the part from Scott's app? Nice.

"These are just a few of the community members (Also, ex-staff or very involved with staff) who were present as my time as a staff member." -scott11b

Oh yeah, a vote. -1

 

Lol, this guy.

 

Also, thanks for making my day... seriously.

 

-1 everyone has already said...

 

omg no how are you 19

 

-∞
This is your 2nd plagiarized application
you stated 2 different ages on your last app and a completely different age on this one
I can't even explain how much you should not be helper
Don't even try

 

-1 you copied scott's app, thast 2 in a row. and you dont know simple rules

--- Double Post Merged, Jul 26, 2015, Original Post Date: Jul 26, 2015 ---

dude, but seriously, thanks fro making me laugh, it was great

--- Double Post Merged, Jul 26, 2015 ---

Wait, can i have a link to his old app

 

-1000

I don't even need to tell you why. i cant even

 

Just just just...

Just go away k?

 

Hornemans jr. Hornemans, if this is an alt, please carefully open your window and press z or r twice.

 

I wonder if helpers know they can auto deny this....