Giveaway: Love and a hug

I'm giving away [platonic] love and a free hug. If I love you enough, I might throw in some moobles.


Rules:
1. Post a 159 - 189 word paragraph about why you deserve love and a hug.

2. If your name contains numbers that replace letters, you can't win the love. You only win the hug.

3. You must talk in third person.

4. There is no rule 4

5. Contest ends whenever I feel like it

6. You can only enter once

 

a 159 - 189 word paragraph about why you deserve love and a hug.

Do I win?

 

You aren't supposed to talk in first person, so no.

 

a 159 - 189 word paragraph about why you deserve love and a hug.

Does funkyrainbows win?

 

a 159 - 189 word paragraph about why you deserve love and a hug.
Does Vincent win?

 

Is this how they are meant to do it, or must they legitimately write a paragraph?

Although, it is too late for them if they are indeed meant to write a paragraph.

 

THE GREAT AND (not very) POWERFUL FANG deserves love and a hug, for she has been wronged by the tadpole, the exterminator of species. The tadpole attacked the blueberry, aiming to exterminate Vaccinium constablaei and sparking World War v2.0 (coming to theaters June 2nd), pitting the strawberries against the blueberries. In a feat of heroism, the current monarch butterfly (long live the king) usurped the throne from the queen bee (let them eat cake!) and rebalanced the socio-ecosystem. After feigning his death, the monarch’s (long live the king) firstborn son traveled to a new kingdom with the tadpole and dubbed it India, to which all blueberries were deported. THE GREAT AND (not very) POWERFUL FANG was forced to relocate along with the other deportees, the bagels (in a mass exodus called thebageleclipse) and the cheeses (interdesirecheese). Although she was compensated for her losses, and befriended by the lost cleric of the potatoes, she found herself lacking in the compassion needed from the strawberry leader, Skarberry.

 

okayyyyyyy


funkyrainbow's mind = blown

 

<-- Will enter when she has a keyboard

 

The sponge called SpongeyStar would really deserve a hug and love since she is a very spongey person and so SPONGEY THAT EVERYONE DIES. Spongey left it at a tragic ending because Spongey thought it sounded very dramatic. Spongey also thinks she deserves a hug and love since she loves hugs and love and like I said Spongey is very spongey like. Please put this paragraph into consideration like SpongeyStar says so. Spongeystar also just realised this isn't in the world limit so she decides to blabber on about all sorts of random junk. Spongey thinks the whole world is fascinating because of it's lovely human nature and BUBBLES. Spongeystar adores bubbles to hearts content. Spongeystar is now wondering whether this is in the world limit so decides to check. Spongeystar think everyone is the best in the entire universe of BUBBLES.

 

@618AWESOME deserves love and a hug because he needs it. He stays up way too late at night because he believes that he is entitled to free time. @618AWESOME does his school and chores and helps his dad with daily projects such as digging holes, putting in water heaters, and lifting 150 lb pieces of timber. @618AWESOME ’s dad expects all his orders to be followed to the letter, even if it is an impossible task for 618. No one ever thanks @618AWESOME for all the things he does. When he moved two years ago, he lost contact with one of his greatest friends. Pretty much all of @618AWESOME ’s friends are Meepers. He distracts himself with petty likes and considers himself fairly famous, when in reality he is not. He distracts himself with imgur. He distracts himself with lifting weights. @618AWESOME distracts himself with many things. Distracting himself, he forgets about the things @618AWESOME needs. Love. Hugs.

c:

 

Speedy deserves a hug and a love because she has fought in the Blergfanerg war. She has killed the leader of the Cowmunists, slain the Moose of Olani, and brought world peace through eating lunch. No one has though to love her because she seemed so tough. She tried to stay tough by killing the Hurricane of Hits, but she failed because she got emotional. Speedy therefore needs a love and a hug because she hasn’t received one in 4,456.476345754 years. Please don’t deny that love-deprived girl of her loves and her hugs. Only a monster could do such a horrid thing.


The last word up there was the 102nd word in here. That only makes her a little happy…..


If she does not receive her hug and her love in 12 hours, she will die. You better give her her hug and her love now, or you will be responsible for her murder.

This gives the writer 159 words.

 

; -;

 

I have concluded that the winner of this thread is me. I love myself the most. I also love @Fangdragon1998 , @618AWESOME , and @Speedygirl102 . Moobles will be rewarded, for you guys have earned my platonic love. Oh who am I kidding, I'm in love with you all.

 

And here we have skaros' daily routine:

 

He then brushes his teeth with his Kanye Crest.
He exists the door to go on his Kanye quest.
He heads to Detroit, and puts on his bullet proof vest.
He journeys southwest, as he enters the Midwest
He needs to renew his passport, but can he pass the test?
As it turns out, Kanye West, is under house arrest.

(made this up on the spot)