[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but Meep is attacked by the EULA and you just wasted $320.

I wish I was invincible.

 

Granted, but you are hated by everyone on the globe.

I wish to be the most well-liked, richest, and kindest Ultimate with an unhackable account and an IRL life too, with no chance of ever being banned on meep.

 

Sadly, whatever country you live in is attacked and the electricity is permanently shut off, with no hopes of you getting to another computer.

I wish I didn't swallow my perfect gum.

 

Granted but you never win any cases

 

Granted but its now regular gum.
I wish i was a movie star.

 

Granted, but then some serial killer is after you, and then you are violently murdered.

I wish I had more calico cats in my pantry.

 

As you apparently have no wish, you are drop kicked out of Earth into the surrounding space, where you automatically die.

I wish that I could meet some of the fabulous people on here without them killing me or anything.

 

Wish granted but we'e all insane cant tell if its bad or not.
I wish for my own private island.

 

You have one, but it's basically a 5 ft x 5ft area of sand with nothing else on it. In the middle of the ocean. Surrounded by piranhas.

I wish I had inspiration for a fuzzlr photoshop.

 

Granted but its hiding from you.
I wish i had a pet dragon.

 

You do, but it kills you instantly. gg.

I wish I was as cool as @HollyLeaf

 

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I had a MacBook Air

 

Granted, but Holly isn't cool. :^)

I wish I was as cool as @K scheik.

 

You are, but you're locked in a closet alone with your coolness.

@HollyLeaf is swanky so hush


I wish I had a life.

 

Granted, but it's a life of misery.

I wish Fuzzlr would look at his inbox

@Fuzzlr

 

Granted, but all he tells people is 'eye h8 u n ur b3nnd' and you're banned

I wish to be rich, own a great company, have a great life, have lots of friends, have diplomatic immunity, have a country immune to all types of attacks, never lose electricity, be the most well known, friendly, rich ultimate on meep with no chance of my computer being destroyed or me being banned, and the world can never be destroyed.

 

Granted, but the universe collapses into nothing.

I wish the universe was under my control.

 

Granted, but you're just a figurehead that, when controlling the universe, when making a change, has to go through 7000E5829 houses, and all of them accept only ideas that contradict every single one of them.

I wish to be rich, own a great company, have a great life, have lots of friends, have diplomatic immunity, have a country immune to all types of attacks, never lose electricity, be the most well known, friendly, rich ultimate on meep with no chance of my computer being destroyed or me being banned, I have real immunity, and the world, solar system, galaxy, sun, and the universe can never be destroyed.

 

Granted, but here's an English textbook

I wish for pvp to be fixed

 

Granted, but Cruelty comes back

I wish to be richer than Dianab72