[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you may not watch anything else, anywhere.

I wish to have the best reputation in the world, where everyone knows and likes me.

 

How exactly is that a BAD thing?
Also WG but you're now physically invisible and everything you touch turns invisible, congratulations, you're now the King Midas of invisibility.

I wish for there to have been just 3 more pages of The Blood of Olympus to tell me what else happened with Nico and Will, that's all I want!!! PS before you say they sucked, it's physically impossible for that to have possibly sucked, PERIOD!

 

Wish granted, but you're senses are taken away giving you the inability to read/hear the story again

I wish I was the bestest in the world at lacrosse and it was more popular

 

Granted, but in the future it decreases in popularity and becomes boring.

I wish for anime.

 

I only need to read it once as that's all I need. O_O

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FOR THE LOVE OF GLOB WOULD IT HAVE KILLED HIM TO JUST WRITE 3 MORE DAMN PAGES OF WHAT HAPPENED TO NICO!?!?!?

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WG But you get Oban Star Racers so you can be a witness to one of the most under rated anime shows I have ever watched....out of the 4 I have ever watched.

 

Where's your wish, test subject?

 

Granted, but it's too bad to watch.
I wish for nothing!

 

Granted, but you get cake!
AND THE CAKE IS A LIE!

I wish for things!

 

Granted!

I wish for something.

 

Granted, but you get nothing.

 

Wish not granted, you instead receive one metric ton of useless and worthless objects dumped onto your door preventing you from escaping because it's such inane crap that you don't even want to touch it.

Also I wish for man eating pencils, so that way whenever someone tried to use them it would eat their souls.

 

Granted, but the man eating pencils eat you!

I wish for this bud vvv

 

Granted, but it doesn't work due to the fact that we have not yet reached that stage in our technological advancement.

I wish I was omniscient.

I might have wished for that before, actually, but if I were omniscient, I would know.

 

Granted but people hate you for the fact.
I wish pokemon were real.

 

Granted, but they're killing machines.

I wish I had an infinite source of money.

 

Granted, but you become the next Hornemans.

 

Granted, but he is too hawt for you.

I wish for my poop to soften up.

 

Granted, but it hardens over time.

I wish to be poor.

 

Granted, but one day you win the lottery.

I wish I could finish my house

 

Granted, but an F5 2.5 mile wide tornado comes and eats your house.