[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you become a fly in order to do so.

I wish I didn't require money to survive.

 

Wish granted, you will put in a cage in a zoo and feed free food, you will survive. The plaque reads: Unnamed Specemen

I wish I was onis

 

Granted, but that means you're Onis.

I wish I speak several different languages fluently - Chinese, Spanish, Arabic and German on top of English.

 

Wish granted but every time you try to speak or type them is sounds like you're farting.

I wish that joomad would talk normally for once.

 

Granted.... But anyone who hears or seas his words dies.

 

Isn't that redundant, redundant at this point?

 

I wish people actually remembered to make wishes. :^(

 

Wish not granted.......

 

Granted, but death will rain upon all who reply
Wait, crap

 

Granted but they're uncorruptable.

I wish that ice cream rained from the sky

 

Wish granted but its corrosive.
I wish i could teleport.

 

Granted, but you can't set your destination.

I wish I could slow down time.

 

Wish granted but every time you teleport you have to see what *ok damn I cannot properly corrupt this wish without getting on the NSA's watch list or looking extremely disturbed.*

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Wish granted but that means you have to spend 4x as much time in school because only the boring parts of your life are slowed down.

I wish for note pads...evil note pads that are rabid and will bite anyone that tries to write on them.

 

Wish granted, but do I really have to make that much worse?
I wish for 1 million meebles

 

Granted, but everyone moves to paperless education/communication so they're phased out

Granted, but you lose 2 million dicing 10 minutes later

I wish for glasses that look good when I wear them

 

Granted, but they're stuck to your face.

I wish I could perform photosynthesis.

 

Granted, but you're now a plant.
I wish I could control electricity.

 

Granted but you're now a power sub station and get cancer from being so close to one.

 

Since you didn't make a wish I will make one for you:
Empoleon: I wish I could fly
Souper: Granted! But you can only fly 1cm above the ground.

Now for my wish, I wish that I was a flea.
This will be interesting

 

Granted. Now you're a flea.

I wish I could come up with a good topic for my five-minute speech. :I