I want one of an Empoleon riding Arceus on a throne of pokeballs with 2 Sharktopus guards beside the throne, while Uxie presents Arceus and the Empoleon with a gilded box labeled knowledge.
(Sharktopus is the most awesomely terrible B list crappy on purpose made for TV "horror action" movie you will ever watch. It's a giant Shark Octopus hybrid, MADE BY THE MILITARY! Lolololololololol! Just google the official images of it, it is AWESOME!!)
Consider the 120k I gave you payment. : D