Okay, listen, have to add one more thing.
I'd say stop with the mini-moding, but even if you get accepted for a helper, just drop the whole super strict chat monitoring ("None of that...", "Stop...", "Change the topic..."). I see where you are coming from, there are some ridiculously obnoxious people on the server right now, but all you are accomplishing with your attempts is the exact opposite of what you want with some added ridicule on your behalf as a bonus.
Let the mods handle the situation as needed and chill a bit.
Edit: disregard, cleared up. I was, obviously, not on the joke