10 - we don't have nukes
9 - we don't have olive gardens
8 - its illegal to challenge people to duels
7 - you can write a letter to santa, who for some reason is a canadian citizen
6 - we used to have target, but wall-mart showed them they couldn't compete
5 - thank an ontario man for hawaiian pizza
4 - we eat more macaroni than the rest of the world
3 - americans tried to invade us twice, and then we burned down the white house
2 - smarties = rockets, instead we have tiny chocolates similar to M&Ms
1 - surprise surprise, we make the most maple syrup