Once upon a time, the duck crossed the viaduct to go to eat a grandma, but choked on a big, squishy, black spider and died. Then, they crawled into a moist oblivion which oscillated Mr. Duckerz. Ghosts and goblins which ransacked hell? That's normal, except they were dead. A new spider named El Jefferson stabbed the grandma and dashed to the rainbow, but the ghost pineapples had vengance, except they hung themselves because they were banned for xray, just like my friend who's named Mr. Blueberry (who has ended humanity) he died in a tragic case of the purple nurples, which got infected with communism, and escalated to levels of extreme paranoia, this made KlutchDecals lick the sole of a decal that said "VKL will not get Fuzzlr as his slave". Suddenly, Klutch stabbed his cookie with a cardboard gun! He ate the cookies with potatoes through ghostly silence... Suddenly, "Quack!" A cat jumped out, and sneezed which scared the duck that was actually Fuzzlr! Then CluelessKlutz, who was dumbfounded somehow, decided to start a war between the staff and banned VKL from Meepcraft, again. Soon VKL plotted a plan to ban the entire world. "We can't allow him to do that!" but he did anyways. Until, he got anime merchandise that unbanned Fuzzlr from Meepcraft. So the heros were very ugly and because they like sardine sandwhiches. kdocherty7 was unbeaned from mepcroft but staff nerfed his hacks and glitches farming. He didn't like spiders. Why didn't he like spiders you may ask. FamousZAmons is an autistic squirrel who eats your mom and since your mom is stupid, but Lolli isn't, so diabolical hamsters could destroy Uganda. Plugins cause many difficulties, so Lord deleted system 32 with CryogenicNewt, but Lord visited the queen to learn Da Wei. "Woah, you