[POSSIBLE SPOILERS] Star Wars, the better furry friend?

Trexy

Hello everyone, as most people know (from all the commercials / Facebook posts) porgs are the new star of the Star Wars franchise. First we had the Wookiees, they resided on the planet of Kashyyyk, and produced many favorite, Chewbacca. While some may not know this, Wookiees were around in the Clone Wars, so they technically are the if we are dating by time periods, but if are dating by when it was shown on screen, Ewoks would be the first. This leads me to my next topic, Ewoks live on the Forest Moon of Endor, and seem to be the most adorable little creatures. They are resourceful, friendly to known people, and possibly feast on the remains of dead Imperial soldiers. On that sunny topic, let's get right into Fathiers. These creatures are kept in small pens and used to race like horses in the casino of Canto Bight. We can see scars from the whips of their masters, and the long faces they carry just make us even more heartfelt. This leads us to the species, Vulptex. Most people know the Vulptex as Crystal Foxes, those cute dog like creatures on the salt planet Crait. Vulptices seem to have taken on the appearance of their home planet, and involved in intelligence since this Rebel outpost was used in the battle against the Galactic Empire. Now our final topic today, Porgs. You may have heard about these adorable little bird like animals from many people. Porgs are a sea bird native to the planet Ahch-To, the plant Luke Skywalker lives on. They live in cliffside nests, nursing Porglets to become adults, and have amazing camouflaging abilities. Now that you know of most the main furry creatures in Star Wars, cast your vote to see which animal you think is the best.

MeepLord27

Vulptexs aren't furry, porgs are merchandise pandering, fathiers look stupid. This is compounded by the fact that they are all featured in one of the worst star wars movies to date. Wookies can be discounted because of their role in the forbidden film (of which we will not speak). The conclusion is then that ewoks are the only truly worthy star wars furry friend.

Trexy

Vulptexs aren't furry, porgs are merchandise pandering, fathiers look stupid. This is compounded by the fact that they are all featured in one of the worst star wars movies to date. Wookies can be discounted because of their role in the forbidden film (of which we will not speak). The conclusion is then that ewoks are the only truly worthy star wars furry friend.
~ @MeepLord27

Using furry was wrong, you are correct, but the ******* Special didn't ruin wookiees completely... did it? The Last Jedi wasn't the worst film in the saga of Star Wars! The Clone Wars was is anything.

MeepLord27

but the ******* Special didn't ruin wookiees completely... did it?
~ @Trexy

It didn't ruin them, but it is definitely a mark against them. When comparing them to ewoks (of which no objective criticism exists) it is more than enough to disqualify them.

The Last Jedi wasn't the worst film in the saga of Star Wars!
~ @Trexy

The prequels failed on a superficial level, the dialogue was bad, the themes didn't work, etc. The Last Jedi fails on a much more fundamental level, if the franchise continues in it's direction it will be much more damaging to star wars as a whole than the prequels.

The Clone Wars was is anything.
~ @Trexy

The phantom menace is the worst theater release film, obviously the film that shall not be named is the worst star wars "film".

cooey

Just came back from seeing the movie.

I like porgs less than ewoks

J055Y_

Those of you who voted Porg are in need of a liberal dose of potassium chloride.

riri30

Trying to understand this gave me a headache.

FamousZAmos

a liberal dose of potassium chloride.
~ @J055Y_

hmu with that fam

J055Y_

hmu with that fam
~ @FamousZAmos

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Chemistry with J055Y_[/FONT]

For this experiment you will need:

[COLOR=#000000]Chunk of wood[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Open area[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Means to create fire (i.e. matches, lighter, flamethrower, etc)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Hydrochloric acid (Go to your local hardware store and it will often be called Muriatic acid)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Filter paper (You can buy some online pretty cheap)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Funnel[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Bowl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Water[/COLOR]

The procedure:

So, you wanna grab your wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and go outside (yes... you read that right). Proceed to take out your means of fire and set your chunk of wood alight. Leave it for a while until it is ashes and you have some white powdery stuff left. Scoop up that white powdery stuff and take it back to your place of residence. Put the white powdery stuff in a mug of water and leave it to dissolve.

When it's looking pretty dissolved, get your filter paper and place it inside your funnel like so:

Fetch a bowl and place it on a flat surface, then proceed to take your mug of liquid in one hand, and your funnel in the other. Pour the liquid through the funnel, whilst holding the funnel above the bowl so that all of the liquid goes into the bowl and doesn't ruin your mother's carpet. Once all of the liquid has one into the bowl, you will be left with remnants on the filter paper. Grab your hydrochloric acid and pour that through the funnel (again, with the bowl underneath), and you will be left with a crude potassium chloride.

To purify the substance, boil it in water and you will be left with a more pure product.

The final substance should look a little something like this:

Thank you for reading, I hope you learned something today, even if you didn't complete the experiment in it's entirety.

Torchic

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Chemistry with J055Y_[/FONT]
For this experiment you will need:

[COLOR=#000000]Chunk of wood[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Open area[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Means to create fire (i.e. matches, lighter, flamethrower, etc)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Hydrochloric acid (Go to your local hardware store and it will often be called Muriatic acid)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Filter paper (You can buy some online pretty cheap)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Funnel[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Bowl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]Water[/COLOR]

The procedure:
So, you wanna grab your wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and go outside (yes... you read that right). Proceed to take out your means of fire and set your chunk of wood alight. Leave it for a while until it is ashes and you have some white powdery stuff left. Scoop up that white powdery stuff and take it back to your place of residence. Put the white powdery stuff in a mug of water and leave it to dissolve.
When it's looking pretty dissolved, get your filter paper and place it inside your funnel like so:
Fetch a bowl and place it on a flat surface, then proceed to take your mug of liquid in one hand, and your funnel in the other. Pour the liquid through the funnel, whilst holding the funnel above the bowl so that all of the liquid goes into the bowl and doesn't ruin your mother's carpet. Once all of the liquid has one into the bowl, you will be left with remnants on the filter paper. Grab your hydrochloric acid and pour that through the funnel (again, with the bowl underneath), and you will be left with a crude potassium chloride.
To purify the substance, boil it in water and you will be left with a more pure product.
The final substance should look a little something like this:
Thank you for reading, I hope you learned something today, even if you didn't complete the experiment in it's entirety.
~ @J055Y_

About as funny as an abortion clinic

WhoNeedsJimbo

Wookies can be discounted because of their role in the forbidden film (of which we will not speak).
~ @MeepLord27

are you kidding me

thats like saying patrick stewart is an awful actor because he played as a pile of crap in some movie
actually thats an awful comparison but you get what I mean

Marshy_88

Vulptices (the ice dogs, right?) I found to be the cutest.

MeepLord27

are you kidding me
thats like saying patrick stewart is an awful actor because he played as a pile of crap in some movie
actually thats an awful comparison but you get what I mean
~ @WhoNeedsJimbo

If you were judging a version of Patrick Stewart that had played a pile of crap against someone or something on par with Patrick Stewart that hadn't played a pile of crap what would your decision be?

smk

It didn't ruin them, but it is definitely a mark against them. When comparing them to ewoks (of which no objective criticism exists) it is more than enough to disqualify them.
The prequels failed on a superficial level, the dialogue was bad, the themes didn't work, etc. The Last Jedi fails on a much more fundamental level, if the franchise continues in it's direction it will be much more damaging to star wars as a whole than the prequels.
The phantom menace is the worst theater release film, obviously the film that shall not be named is the worst star wars "film".
~ @MeepLord27

Why is the new Star Wars the worst?

Kling

Ewoks are Gs

MeepLord27

Why is the new Star Wars the worst?
~ @smk

Only real Star Wars fans understand

FamousZAmos

can I be salty about how 70% of the cast was female
and wasn't in the originals
that's like having an all-dudes anime

MeepLord27

can I be salty about how 70% of the cast was female
and wasn't in the originals
that's like having an all-dudes anime
~ @FamousZAmos

No that is sexist

cooey

can I be salty about how 70% of the cast was female
and wasn't in the originals
that's like having an all-dudes anime
~ @FamousZAmos

All protagonists are female now, as movies are trying to avoid being labeled.

xQuartz

my grandfather's dog's name is Ewok :)