her name was gab she had a fat booty she texted (replacing the first t with an s) a dude from north carolina and basically cheated didnt work out well we still facetime thou but she isnt the smartest pea in the pod
guys im not frickin lying she said she was contemplating me playing a game with her booty when i asked cause shes freaky but after i was mad at her for showing the cold turkey to the north carolina dude she bailed on the plan to take the porterloin sausage link
catch my drift? tried to make it as pg as possible
although im not too keen on sharing my poor excuse of a love life on a minecraft server this happened last year and i havent had a gf since
edit: o this is not my first love my first love was really small yada yada shes irrelevant now
