Message translated from Japanese:
Would have to say I do not miss doing
Why Ittsumo likely
will have to say hated anymore Oh
not come spoiled
me why so sissy
of plugs say hell many times
not so much to logy
I have shunt
laughing giddy and I got cheated on
my not ask also talk
call normally not put Chan
sweet are'm
not stuck the heart of the pictogram
in the ordinary because it asks
I always of you is good
but is seen that a favorite
not stick embrace in public in
If we had been just the two of us
because I'll be at any time that such
of is not aligned pattern even after forever
your Rubik's cube and I
also turn by turning by turning by turning by turning
by turning by turning not aligned
how far the remains unsolvable to say to say be carried out
Rubik's cube of two people
want to do is why sure whether love
teaching I have
Nante will Ao warm in together futon until the morning
joke to the cold
by turning by turning by turning by turning also turning
not yet noticed by turning also turning?
The time is not aligned pattern even after until
your Rubik's Cube and I
also turn by turning by turning by turning also turning
not be aligned by turning even turn
to say to say be carried out far It remains such that does not solve
two of the Rubik's cube
why want to do is make sure whether or not love?
Why so how dear love
Rubik's Cube of love taught
also love also love also love also love also love
like you'll love also love
aligned because it may be I climax to say to where
two people of the Rubik's cube
~ @Toostenheimer
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this was supposed to be a spooky little teaser at me coming back to forums
but heres the real translation lol
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Didn't you say you must do it?
Why is it always like that?
Didn't you say you'd gotten tired of it?
Don't come to me and ask for my sympathy.
How many times are you going to make me say
"Why are you such a sissy?"
Stop looking so sloppy,
and pull yourself together.
You let out a laugh to dodge my question,
completely ignoring what I was saying.
Don't use "-chan", just call me by my name.
It makes me feel too mushy.
Stop using those heart emoticons,
and please just text normally.
I like the usual you.
I know you like me,
but don't hug me in front of people.
When we're alone,
I'll hug you as much as you like.
Our Rubik's cube can't seem to be solved
no matter how much time has passed.
We turn and turn and turn and turn and turn
and turn and turn, but can't solve it.
Our Rubik's cube remains unsolved
no matter how far we go, how much we say, or how much we come.
Why do we have such a desire to test whether or not this is love?
Please tell me.
"Let's warm each other up under the blanket until morning."
This joke gives me the shivers.
We turn and turn and turn and turn and turn
and turn and turn, but you still don't get it?
Our Rubik's cube can't seem to be solved
no matter how much time has passed.
We turn and turn and turn and turn and turn
and turn and turn, but can't solve it.
Our Rubik's cube remains unsolved
no matter how far we go, how much we say, or how much we come.
Why do we have such a desire to test whether or not this is love?
Why do I love you this much?
Please tell me the solution to the Rubik's cube of our love.
I love and love and love and love and love
and love you, so please love me back. I love you.
I don't care how much we come or reach climax,
so please solve our Rubik's cube.
