I will kms the day you stop being a d***. So I guess that won't ever happen.
~ @Pmx728
You've created quite the paradox here, does he remain a d*** as you put it so that you don't "kms" thereby becoming nice, in an attempt to spare your life, which would cause your ultimate demise instead? Or does he seek to reform his ways and become nice and thereby cause you to "kms" but having caused your demise become a d*** again? It appears no matter what he does, he remains a d*** and you dead.