First off get one of those old fashioned clocks that have the bells as alarms to wake you up! Then punch your arm through it, badabing badaboom you've got yourself a good o'l watch! Next if you have one of those fancy new digital clocks... you're cheating! If you see those clock in school with all those numbers and 2 big lines, look at the two lines, the tiny one tells you where you are in the time stream and the big one shows when you will have your spleen removed! Remember if you are constipated warp into somebody' spleen! You then are fixed! thats how you tell time! :D
