In recent news, the untimely death of a god among men (or gorillas) has been linked to several current U.S. government officials. Several people on the internet have conducted official investigations into the cause of this gorilla's death, and have linked it to covert happenings in the Democratic Party. Dubbing this new scandal "Gorillagate", these investigators have found ties linking the shooting of the beloved gorilla Harambe indirectly to the Obama administration. President Obama has certainly shown anti-gorilla sentiments before, and the murder of Harambe may be part of his secret anti-gorilla agenda. This heartless killing of a superior being may be only the beginning, as several people suspect. "This Obama feller might-well be plannin' an all-out gorilla geen-o-side fer all we knows.", says local Kansas farmer Obadiah Jenkins. We can only hope that this point is never reached, as it would most certainly cause worldwide collapse of all economic and political systems. [ATTACH=full]26046[/ATTACH]
