This has been something I kept as a secret for awhile, as this is not the easiest for me to say, and the people that do know tease me. I am telling you all this because this secret I keep inside me is like a forest fire that is slowly burning away at me, its like a river being held back by the smallest of dams, so here it is
I sexually identify as a lawn mower
You can ask both @cooey and @Fortemizuki to confirm this as they already know. Because of this people often say "Hey I'm your grass cut me" Which makes me feel sad and ashamed D: I hope many of you understand this and will still partially tolerate me.
One day I plan on marrying a lawn mower as hot as this none ^
