How WWI acctially went down-Short Story

captianspack

One day during the summer of the winter of 1111 during the fall, the society of Llamas(SL) decided WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND DESTROY EVERYTHING AND TAKE IT FOR OUR OWN! The next day, the SL decided to attack the Unicorn Alliance (UA) sense they had the most land. The UA were not happy about this and decided IMA KILL ALL DA LLAMAS TO DEATH UNTIL THEY DIE THEN THEY WILL DIEDED TO DEATH. Once they both decided they're thoughts in ALL CAPS they decided to go to war. What they didnt know is that the llama hunter Cleaves510 was gonna trry to kill da llamas too. Cleaves510 joined the UA in a war to destroy the SL. While the UA was carefully planing they're attacks, Cleaves510 went in and killed them all to death until they died. Then Cleaves510 decided to wait for the third story I forcefully put him in.

DA END
My first non-fiction story

AmericaBabyYeah

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Seriously, this is stupid...
Either your just trying to get attention or its plain stupid.
Like, just rave llamas to yourself please?
thanks

Kling

You have an art and have inspired me to follow my dreams. For that I thank you for allowing me to set my eyes on this fine piece of history.

XxNine_TailsxX

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

LR_Davius

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
~ @XxNine_TailsxX

LMAO best thing I've ever read.

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@captianspack WTF?!?!?!? This is why our generation is going to hell...

Now that I have ranted, this is the way WW1 happened in short. This is the poem my great grandfather told my grandfather on how WW1 went down... "Kaiser Will went up the hill to take a look at France, Kaiser Will came down the hill with bullets in his pants."