-Allo everyone! I'm my name is jeff
-Never would i have joined the server if it wasn't for ads,
-Did you know that I have 6 pets?
-Hair is not important for me, since I have CHEESE for hair!
-I like to eat cheese in fact! Only swiss cheese.
-Somehow, I have a device that can turn on my hot chocolate.
-No, I do not use it much. But it's cool!
-Also, I have 20 letters in my whole name!!!
-May is my favorite month.
-Even though I am called my name is jeff, I do not like the word jeff.
-Is your favorite colour red? ME 2!
-Simply do I LOVE water!
-Jeff is a cool name though, when you think about it.
-Of course you can pay me to advertise your stuff! I can do it.
-Heavy metal is boring and creepy in my opinion.
-Netherlands is a cool country.
-Caps are a good way to get a big reputation.
-Euk! is what I say when I hear heavy metal.
-Nike's shoes are overpriced for me.
-And finally, thank you for reading my intro.
Now read the first letter of every sentence ;)