First of all, how dare you.
My name is #SwagMaster420 and I am here to tell you how very, very wrong you are. You have to have the utmost swag, like myself, to fully realize how wrong you are. There are other people like me - ones who understand the swag for what it truly is. We call ourselves swag-kin, and we accept and embrace the swag for not only being wonderful and miraculous, but for also being a way of life.
