Hitman Job

legendcaleb

HITMAN

Have that person you hate and cannot stand? You have come to the right place

I'm offering myself as a personal hitman, and here are my prices

$5,000 for a Citizen
$5,500 for a VIP
$6,000 for a Premium
$7,500 for an Exclusive
$15,000 for Elite
$17,500 for Supreme
$20,000 for an Ultimate

This is including you get everything they had themselves and a guaranteed exit from Terrarium*

If I die in the process, you'll be refunded your money plus a $25,000 inconvenience fee

/msg me in-game!

*If you die by someone else on your way out, and I fail to stop them you'll be completely refunded plus a $50,000 inconvenience fee

Foretvert

Looking to kill someone called "Forevert of something like that." However, I'm a little low on funds right now, so we will have to discuss alternate payment :3

Phosslerpls

i need fuzzlr dead

Bluapol

i need fuzzlr dead
~ @Phosslerpls

Pay me 5k in-game, kthxbai

SpongeyStar

Pay me 5k in-game, kthxbai
~ @Bluapol

Wifi_Connection is very dangerous, it can kill.

Bloopers

i will pay you 5k for you to kill a staff member
you dont have to give me anything
i just want you to kill a staff member

Phosslerpls

Pay me 5k in-game, kthxbai
~ @Bluapol

thank you, your reward will be sent by carrier pigeon shortly

boyishredstrike

lol i used this today

diamondtree777

HITMAN
Have that person you hate and cannot stand? You have come to the right place
I'm offering myself as a personal hitman, and here are my prices
$5,000 for a Citizen
$5,500 for a VIP
$6,000 for a Premium
$7,500 for an Exclusive
$15,000 for Elite
$17,500 for Supreme
$20,000 for an Ultimate
This is including you get everything they had themselves and a guaranteed exit from Terrarium*
If I die in the process, you'll be refunded your money plus a $25,000 inconvenience fee
/msg me in-game!
*If you die by someone else on your way out, and I fail to stop them you'll be completely refunded plus a $50,000 inconvenience fee
~ @legendcaleb

I want YOU dead.

(Disclaimer: it was a joke I'm not going to pay if you /suicide.)

Bluapol

i will pay you 5k for you to kill a staff member
you dont have to give me anything
i just want you to kill a staff member
~ @Bloopers

Done, pay 5k in-game

FunGUY

I thought killing people wasn't allowed? Did you mean in pvp?

Adam34falcon

You still doing this? @legendcaleb

IGotBored

I thought killing people wasn't allowed? Did you mean in pvp?
~ @FunGUY

no he will literally hunt them down and slaughter them in their house with no mercy in exchange for meebles

boyishredstrike

*If you die by someone else on your way out, and I fail to stop them you'll be completely refunded plus a $50,000 inconvenience fee
~ @legendcaleb

why so small? HMHMHHM!?!?!?!?

vrohan

HAHAHAHA omg hitman job perfect

Marshy_88

So wait, yas. I need you dead. So I pay 20k, and you die so I get 20k back and an extra 25k, so just give me the money and end the hassle.

kwagscraft

Looking to kill someone called "Forevert of something like that." However, I'm a little low on funds right now, so we will have to discuss alternate payment :3
~ @Foretvert

Prostitution is illegal

FunGUY

Prostitution is illegal
~ @kwagscraft

Lol. He meant like diamonds but I see what you did there.