LadyCassandra I jump in the water and get one of those plant-stick-things that movies use so that characters get air while being underwater, waiting it out until the bees go away.A scrub is chasing you.
CaveSpiderSam what even is a scrub? in my world, scrubs do not exist and therefore cannot chase me.Your French teacher is chasing you, waving your substandard exam results angrily.
LadyCassandra I don't take French. You got the wrong student, Mr. Teacher.The Thanksgiving Turkey is chasing you.
CaveSpiderSam I kill it, stuff it and eat it with cranberry sauce.The Christmas Turkey is chasing you out of revenge for his friend.
LadyCassandra There's no such thing as a Christmas turkey, but I could be wrong for all you know.I kill it so that i don't have to deal with so many chickens chasing me.Kim Jong Un is chasing you.
meowmeow01 I grab my conveniently located scuba gear and dive into the middle of the ocean.A zombie shark is now chasing you.
CaveSpiderSam I show him the Illuminati symbol. He is so stunned by the resemblance that he stops chasing me.Radioactive fallout is chasing you.
LadyCassandra I get him his 3.1 million meebles that I very sadly owe him. I tell him to either go get my friend a rank too, or keep it for future uses. :)Tadashi Hamada is chasing you. xD
CaveSpiderSam I call Big Hero 6 and tell them to stop him.Baymax, your personal healthcare companion, is chasing you.
Refugeebaker I become his underling, slowly rising through the ranks of hell and eventually claiming his position for myself :zombie: (I'm twisted, yeah)A pink fluffy unicorn is now chasing you! All is lost!
meowmeow01 I grab my favorite tommy gun out of [its secret location that won't be mentioned to strangers on the internet who could use this information to report me to the cops] and blow it off the face of the earth.Satin is now chasing you. (and no I don't mean Satan)
SirCallow I shove satin into the matrix.Captain Falcon is now chasing you~ @jrs25872I would sick my personal assistant Sergeant Parakeet on him. Shia Labeouf is now chasing you.
LadyCassandra I yell "JUST DO IT!" and encourage him with his own motivational speech video. Yes I know I'm so lame with coming up with oneMiku is chasing you.
