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Would you rather...
1. Lay on a porcupine with a man sitting on you.
or
2. Eat broken glass and chew it for 1 minute.
~ @benster82
1. Thats some bs, depending on which way the porcupine is facing you wouldnt get hurt very badly, and if the guy sitting on you is 1) anorexic and 2) shifting the lowest amount of weight possible onto you it wouldnt be nearly as bad as eating glass and glass could kill you
Would you rather:
Watch Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay fight to the death
or
Watch Donald Trump and Richard Nixon fight to the death (idgaf if nixon is already dead, shut up. its hypothetical)