[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Grandblue

Granted, but you become the next Hornemans.
I wish Jonneh was my bf.
~ @CrythSpeedy

Granted, but he is too hawt for you.

I wish for my poop to soften up.

Toostenheimer

Granted, but he is too hawt for you.
I wish for my poop to soften up.

Granted, but it hardens over time.

I wish to be poor.

OneBreadSlice

Granted, but it hardens over time.
I wish to be poor.
~ @Toostenheimer

Granted, but one day you win the lottery.

I wish I could finish my house

Toostenheimer

Granted, but one day you win the lottery.
I wish I could finish my house
~ @OneBreadSlice

Granted, but an F5 2.5 mile wide tornado comes and eats your house.

OneBreadSlice

Granted, but an F5 2.5 mile wide tornado comes and eats your house.
~ @Toostenheimer

I don't think meepcraft has tornadoes...

Toostenheimer

I don't think meepcraft has tornadoes...
~ @OneBreadSlice

Minecraft does.

chrisandmatthew

Don't derail this pls

I wish Hornemans would stop making threads, they're covering up the good stuff. :shifty:

Muunkee

Don't derail this pls
I wish Hornemans would stop making threads, they're covering up the good stuff. :shifty:
~ @chrisandmatthew

Granted but the ad bots are back

I wish this thread WAS derailed >:]

Hornemans

Granted but the ad bots are back
I wish this thread WAS derailed >:]

Granted... but it will be derailed to my liking!

I wish I was not so awesome, and my name was adbots!

Grandblue

Granted... but it will be derailed to my liking!
I wish I was not so awesome, and my name was adbots!
~ @Hornemans

Not granted, because you are not awesome.

I wish for a life.

Hornemans

Not granted, because you are not awesome.
I wish for a life.

Granted... you surely need a life, but it will be as hornemans assistant!

I wish i was not so awesome again cause it did not get granted last time!

Grandblue

Granted... you surely need a life, but it will be as hornemans assistant!
~ @Hornemans

Actually, I mean't I don't have a life because I come on here every day.

Empoleon_master

Granted... you surely need a life, but it will be as hornemans assistant!
I wish i was not so awesome again cause it did not get granted last time!
~ @Hornemans

Wish granted because it is physically impossible to suck more than you.
Also before you hit report for slander let me remind you of the 5+ times you have evaded such reports for stupid reasons.

I wish that there would be more stupid spam bots that always appear on cue at 1-2:45 am est as their bad grammar is hilarious.

Videogames321

Wish granted because it is physically impossible to suck more than you.
Also before you hit report for slander let me remind you of the 5+ times you have evaded such reports for stupid reasons.
I wish that there would be more stupid spam bots that always appear on cue at 1-2:45 am est as their bad grammar is hilarious.
~ @Empoleon_master

Granted, but those spam bots have the best grammar there is.
I wish for pokemon in real life.

Rowena_Ravenclaw

Granted, but they're so tiny that no one can see them.

I wish that I would always have the right amount of money in my pocket for whatever I needed to buy.

IGotBored

Granted, but they're so tiny that no one can see them.
I wish that I would always have the right amount of money in my pocket for whatever I needed to buy.

Granted, but whenever you buy something, a child dies. You go on a Walmart shopping spree, spending and spending. Children perish. The world falls into a negative population rate. People are DYING because of your shopping. The world shivels til only you remain. As you buy one last pack of trident gum, the world succumbs to the emptiness it is now engulfed in. Life will never again reign. It is over. Humans have lost.

I wish for a puppy

Empoleon_master

Granted, but whenever you buy something, a child dies. You go on a Walmart shopping spree, spending and spending. Children perish. The world falls into a negative population rate. People are DYING because of your shopping. The world shivels til only you remain. As you buy one last pack of trident gum, the world succumbs to the emptiness it is now engulfed in. Life will never again reign. It is over. Humans have lost.
I wish for a puppy
~ @IGotBored

The puppy eats your soul kthxbye.

I wish for blank!

CrythSpeedy

Granted, but your blank has created a hole in the universe and humanity has been wiped out again.

I wish I could nuke Antarctica, just cuz.

swordsamster21

Granted, but your blank has created a hole in the universe and humanity has been wiped out again.
I wish I could nuke Antarctica, just cuz.
~ @CrythSpeedy

Wish granted but everyone else nukes you.
I wish i could be the smartest person alive.

Toostenheimer

Granted... but it will be derailed to my liking!
I wish I was not so awesome, and my name was adbots!
~ @Hornemans

Granted, but you become a complete idiot and you get forum banned for reasons. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Wish granted but everyone else nukes you.
I wish i could be the smartest person alive.
~ @swordsamster21

Granted, but then you become stupid.
Ily

I wish I could eat salt.

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