[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Empoleon_master

Granted but the seasons suck and all main characters die
I wish for everything
~ @Chickenator

It is physically impossible for Wonderfalls OR Firefly to suck so HA!

As for my next wish.....I wish that "PILLOW CRACKERS KUMQUATS!"

leodavinci9000

Granted. But she can never speak again.
I wish you didn't wish your sister would shut up....
~ @CrythSpeedy

Granted, but the paradox created destroyed the universe

I wish I could fly

Mjr_Minor

Granted, but the paradox created destroyed the universe
I wish I could fly
~ @leodavinci9000

Granted, but you become a fly in order to do so.

I wish I didn't require money to survive.

Pyro707

Granted, but you become a fly in order to do so.
I wish I didn't require money to survive.
~ @Mjr_Minor

Wish granted, you will put in a cage in a zoo and feed free food, you will survive. The plaque reads: Unnamed Specemen

I wish I was onis

Mjr_Minor

Wish granted, you will put in a cage in a zoo and feed free food, you will survive. The plaque reads: Unnamed Specemen
I wish I was onis
~ @Pyro707

Granted, but that means you're Onis.

I wish I speak several different languages fluently - Chinese, Spanish, Arabic and German on top of English.

Empoleon_master

Granted, but that means you're Onis.
I wish I speak several different languages fluently - Chinese, Spanish, Arabic and German on top of English.
~ @Mjr_Minor

Wish granted but every time you try to speak or type them is sounds like you're farting.

I wish that joomad would talk normally for once.

Pyro707

Wish granted but every time you try to speak or type them is sounds like you're farting.
I wish that joomad would talk normally for once.
~ @Empoleon_master

Granted.... But anyone who hears or seas his words dies.

Empoleon_master

Granted.... But anyone who hears or seas his words dies.
~ @Pyro707

Isn't that redundant, redundant at this point?

chrisandmatthew

I wish people actually remembered to make wishes. :^(

Empoleon_master

I wish people actually remembered to make wishes. :^(
~ @chrisandmatthew

Wish not granted.......

creepersareokay

I wish people actually remembered to make wishes. :^(
~ @chrisandmatthew

Granted, but death will rain upon all who reply
Wait, crap

RaidByNightOnly

I wish people actually remembered to make wishes. :^(
~ @chrisandmatthew

Granted but they're uncorruptable.

I wish that ice cream rained from the sky

swordsamster21

Granted but they're uncorruptable.
I wish that ice cream rained from the sky
~ @RaidByNightOnly

Wish granted but its corrosive.
I wish i could teleport.

chrisandmatthew

Granted, but you can't set your destination.

I wish I could slow down time.

Empoleon_master

Wish granted but its corrosive.
I wish i could teleport.
~ @swordsamster21

Wish granted but every time you teleport you have to see what *ok damn I cannot properly corrupt this wish without getting on the NSA's watch list or looking extremely disturbed.*

Granted, but you can't set your destination.
I wish I could slow down time.
~ @chrisandmatthew

Wish granted but that means you have to spend 4x as much time in school because only the boring parts of your life are slowed down.

I wish for note pads...evil note pads that are rabid and will bite anyone that tries to write on them.

Peero

Wish granted but every time you teleport you have to see what *ok damn I cannot properly corrupt this wish without getting on the NSA's watch list or looking extremely disturbed.*
Wish granted but that means you have to spend 4x as much time in school because only the boring parts of your life are slowed down.
I wish for note pads...evil note pads that are rabid and will bite anyone that tries to write on them.
~ @Empoleon_master

Wish granted, but do I really have to make that much worse?
I wish for 1 million meebles

chrisandmatthew

Granted, but they bite you and you have to get a dozen rabies shots over the course of a month.

I wish I could perform photosynthesis.

Mjr_Minor

Wish granted but that means you have to spend 4x as much time in school because only the boring parts of your life are slowed down.
I wish for note pads...evil note pads that are rabid and will bite anyone that tries to write on them.
~ @Empoleon_master

Granted, but everyone moves to paperless education/communication so they're phased out

Wish granted, but do I really have to make that much worse?
I wish for 1 million meebles
~ @Peero

Granted, but you lose 2 million dicing 10 minutes later

I wish for glasses that look good when I wear them

chrisandmatthew

Granted, but everyone moves to paperless education/communication so they're phased out
Granted, but you lose 2 million dicing 10 minutes later
I wish for glasses that look good when I wear them
~ @Mjr_Minor

Granted, but they're stuck to your face.

I wish I could perform photosynthesis.

CrythSpeedy

Granted, but you're now a plant.
I wish I could control electricity.

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