[FG] Corrupt A Wish

n00bslayer_99

Granted but it gets stolen.
I wish for programming skills.
~ @Pluto258

Granted, but the next day programming skills become useless with futuristic technology.

I wish my voice would start deepening soon

GreenOwlMC

Granted, but it will always break at the most inconvenient times for the rest of your life

I wish to get into TAFE for a media course (i think they have one)

Pluto258

I wish to get into TAFE for a media course (i think they have one)
~ @GreenOwlMC

Granted, but the teacher never shows up.

I wish that I could always know the future stock prices.

Dat_Coffee

Granted, but you are too poor to actually BUY any stocks.

Pluto258

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Granted, but you are too poor to actually BUY any stocks.
~ @Dat_Coffee

You have to make a wish too.

I wish that Dat_Coffee would make wishes.

GreenOwlMC

Granted but they are all against your wishes

I wish that I was a master of all instruments

SillySilver

Granted but they are all against your wishes
I wish that I was a master of all instruments
~ @GreenOwlMC

Granted but you don't have enough hands & legs to play them all at the same time.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

SpongeyStar

Granted but you don't have enough hands & legs to play them all at the same time.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
~ @SillySilver

Granted, but Mangle tells you that you go to the Kid's Cove, in doing so, you magically become UNLAZY idek :p

I wish that
I could be immortal and see what'll be in the future and the year 3000 and how the world will end AND I WILL SURVIVE

pinacolda

Granted, but Mangle tells you that you go to the Kid's Cove, in doing so, you magically become UNLAZY idek :p
I wish that
I could be immortal and see what'll be in the future and the year 3000 and how the world will end AND I WILL SURVIVE
~ @SpongeyStar

GRANTED but everybody hates you and you live by yourself in a muddy hole for enternity

I wish for ultimate rank :)

GreenOwlMC

Granted but as soon as you get it meepcraft crashes never to open again

I wish that my choir teacher wasn't such a not-nice person

SillySilver

Granted but as soon as you get it meepcraft crashes never to open again
I wish that my choir teacher wasn't such a not-nice person
~ @GreenOwlMC

Granted but she becomes over-nice that you become annoyed.

I wish that thunderstorm later in afternoon would not give me blackout.

Pluto258

I wish that thunderstorm later in afternoon would not give me blackout.
~ @SillySilver

Granted, but a tree goes down over a powerline and you don't have internet for a week.

I wish that I was the best strategist in the world.

cooey

granted but no one follows your plans.

I wish that it wasn't so hot outside

Pluto258

I wish that it wasn't so hot outside
~ @cooey

Granted, but it is now eternally winter.

I wish I was could beat bacteria on Mega-Brutal in Plague Inc.

GreenOwlMC

granted but once you do u realise what a waste of time it was and go into an existential crisis on what ur doing with ur life

I wish for things to happen

Pluto258

I wish for things to happen
~ @GreenOwlMC

Granted, but the thing that happens is that Fuzzlr shuts down meep.

I wish that I was the best redstone builder in the world.

GreenOwlMC

granted but redstone is removed from minecraft in the next update

I wish for a chicken strip

cooey

granted but redstone is removed from minecraft in the next update
I wish for a chicken strip
~ @GreenOwlMC

granted but than it attacks you >:D

I wish I could come up with more wishes

Pluto258

I wish I could come up with more wishes
~ @cooey

Granted, but your wishes come to life and kill you.

I wish that I could read people's minds.

BananaHead23

Granted, but all you can read is the part on their mind that controls breathing.

I wish that I could be like the kool kids.

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