When you don't have Direct TV, you play meepcraft. When you play meepcraft, you get addicted. When you get addicted, your girlfriend cheats on you. When your girlfriend cheats on you, you become a meepaholic. When you become a meepaholic, your parents will disown you. When your parents disown you, you will be craving for that meep. When you crave for that meep you get depressed. When you get depressed you get mad. When you get mad you will smash your computer monitor. When you smash your monitor, you will not have meepcraft. When you don't have meepcraft you will have a mental breakdown. Don't have a mental breakdown, get Direct TV.
