Ok I have a few,
Your mama so stupid she decided to keep you
Your mama so fat when she stood on a scale it said error so we went to walmart and bought a new one but its weight limit was only 90 lbs so we found another scale and it said 180 lbs, so your mama is 180 lbs
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead
Why did little jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus
Were did Marry go after the explosion? Everywhere
How do you make a plumber sad? Kidnap his family
And finally
My dad...
thats no joke, thats a horror story
