1) Post a thread with one word, "Hi."
2) Act like you've been on Meepcraft since 172827.
3) Start acting like a 2 year old on drugs.
4) Grammar sucks.
5) Realise your account sucks.
6) Tell everyone that your Notch.
7) Make dumb videos.
8) Become a member and have a party.
9) Follow 6001 accounts with 0 followers.
10) Pretend to be on drugs 24/7.
11) Enjoy Meep, everyone will hate you.
So that's my guide to being cool on Meepcraft, follow every step! You'll recieve instant fame and be worshipped and loved and get free food.